so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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