I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
sarcasm needs its own font
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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