The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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