It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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