I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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