The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Do plants get herpes?
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