He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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