covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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