dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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