okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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