Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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