I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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