too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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