hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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