i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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