Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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