I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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