So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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