Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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