I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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