are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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