Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
