Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Is that strawberry winking at me??
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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