This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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