whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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