you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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