Can Purell be used as lube?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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