In the future we'll all be gay
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Blood and glitter go together right?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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