I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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