When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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