Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
So. Much. Porn.
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