spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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