Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I got chris browned last night
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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