can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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