just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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