No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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