Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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