i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
