dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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