CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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