Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize
