I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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