we're blogging at a bar
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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