In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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