How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
it's like iHOP with fire
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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