Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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