WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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