Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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