Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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