So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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