So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
