doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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