i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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