Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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